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[03 Sep 2003|10:49am] [ mood | loved ] TOP 10 THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO ME OR ANOTHER GUY FOR THAT MATTER 1)which one of your cars are you giving to my bestfriend? 2)i know which engagement ring i want you to buy me 3)i've picked out the names of our future kids 4)(this goes along with number 3)i expect you to remember them cause i will probably quiz you everyday 5)i dont want to go out and have fun 6)dont hang out with any other girls 7)i wont takl to you ever again if you hook up with another girl,even though we arent together--that part gets left out though 8)im so upset you arent a virgin 9)my boyfriend beats me because of you(lmfao,that is one of my personal favorites,<3 TO THE DRAMA QUEENS) 10)i want this this this this this that and this this this and then that and then this this this this this gotta love the bitches who are about the mula and spendin this mostly came out of my boredom and how i thought of a very big mistake in my life i'm happy if i offended anyone i personally thing fv is the hottest thing to fly since,well,forever 3 comments|post comment

[07 Jul 2003|08:39pm] [ mood | mischievous ] MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM that's one horny cacti! post comment

[02 Dec 2002|06:51pm] [ mood | happy ] 2 comments|post comment

because I still know Justin's password [20 Nov 2002|09:52pm] [ mood | pissed off ] AND FUCK YOU TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE STUPID LITTLE BITCHES THAT WANT TO START SHIT WITH JUSTIN! post comment

because I know Justins password [20 Nov 2002|06:35am] [ mood | bitchy ] fuck you! 4 comments|post comment

POWER RANGERS [18 Nov 2002|09:48pm] [ mood | touched ] [ music | go go powerrangers ] our little buddies start off at their power love nest,where they earlier were fuckin each others asses with out an protection..FUCK,they're MIGHTY MORPHIN! White Ranger(Harry)really loves when you shove large things up his ass,look at him go!!! Look at the little rangers,trying to seduce you with their sexy hand motions.mmmmmm Just look at how they move their hands! Harry in drag The little Rangers assuming the position!! They are just screaming.."natalie shit all over our heads now,please!" 4 comments|post comment

Adventures of Lucifer,the mad pekinesse! [18 Nov 2002|08:31pm] [ mood | horny ] [ music | one of Lucifer the Mad Pekinesse's speeches! ] our tale begins with little Lucifer. Here he is shown with one of his highest ranked human specimens at a human show,yes..the dogs walk the humans,it's just how it is in Lucifer's world! Here's one of Lucifer's closest friends,Pam. Pam is well known for her sexy poses and off the page centerfolds that she provides playbitch with. rawr!! This is Fredrick doing his best,"i'm not godzilla,I'm a fat fuck.."impression. Look at the passion he puts into his every tree crushing step! Being such a busy little pekinesse,sometimes Lucifer becomes lonely.Bitches aren't always available,and so,he has a special doll of his own. With 3 arrousing love holes for his pleasure! [available with vibrating vagina for an extra $3.50] Here is Lucifer in his YOUNG YOUNG years,before little doggy condoms had to be used,and before the real dirty bitches came to life. Back then humans had control over everything,and yes it was a sad sad world for little Lucifer the pekinesse! But now,because of his greatness every hails to little Lucifer the mad pekinesse! 1 comment|post comment

because Natalie deleted the hot kangaroos..... [18 Nov 2002|05:24am] [ mood | hot ] [ music | Juans kangaroo package slapping Reginas backside;-) ] This is a story of true Australian outback kangaroo love...We began our tale by introducing two of the hottest kangaroos ever seen on the fuckin internet! Meet Regina,a single kangaroo mother of one. Like most kangaroos,Regina loves to take late night walks threw the thick Australian outback brush. She also loves to watch beautiful sunsets,while listening to little kids yell as they get bit by sharks on the coast! This is Juan.Juan,as you can see,is one of the highest ranked members of chippenKANGAROOS.Just look how he works the camera with this awesome display of kangaroo sexyness! both Regina and Juan were very nervous to meet each other,so to make them less nervous,and more comfortable..they were introduced into a group setting! Juan is in total awe by the sight of Regina's beauty! I think our two love kangaroos are going to begin to venture on some "alone" time;-) Here pictured is Regina giving Juan some sweet kangaroo oral loving.I think he seems to be enjoying himself.Look at that almost noticable kangaroo lipped smile:-) Soon after Regina worked her kangaroo love lips on Juans kangaroo package,our two sexy beasts move to a more intimate setting.They both express an intense liking towards this hot display of kangaroo lovemaking! 8 comments|post comment

huaewrfd [11 Nov 2002|08:23pm] hi natalies icons are really sexy they are an old mans viagra thats how sexy they are ok bye hi baby natalie elisha girl post comment

[09 Nov 2002|10:44pm] natalie is the best girlfriend ever i love her more than i love you shes sexier than you and shes funnier than you and she knows how to work her online smilies better than you and im going to turn off the tv cause jurassic park is on for her because she is better than you you know why because she is baby natalie elisha girl yea bitches you better love her too because shes just to good for u but u need to love her neways because i said so and ull die if you dont because god will shit on you and rain down ugly toads so ull open ur mouth and choke on them 2 comments|post comment

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